Step 1
Upload the evidence
Send one clear photo of the room you want judged. No measurements, mood board, or awkward consultation required.
Interior intelligence, zero filter
Your room asked for this roast.
Upload a photo. Get a brutally funny roast video and three cheap, concrete fixes that make your space look intentionally alive.
Your photo stays private unless you choose to share it.
Roast diagnosis
“That rug isn’t grounding the room. It’s filing for witness protection.”
The RoomRoast promise
Mean to the room. Useful to you.
01
No fake praise
Clear feedback, delivered with a punchline.
02
Three real fixes
Specific changes you can actually afford.
03
You control sharing
Private by default; public only by choice.
Photo in. Truth out.
A design intervention in three acts.
RoomRoast skips expensive consultations and vague inspiration. You get entertaining feedback first, then an actionable path to a better room.
Step 2
Receive the roast
Get a short, sharp video that calls out the layout crimes, confused color choices, and suspiciously lonely furniture.
Step 3
Fix the actual problem
Every roast ends with three concrete, budget-aware changes, so the punchline becomes a practical room plan.
Choose your level of honesty
From quick burn to full glow-up.
One-time packages, because your questionable lamp should not become a subscription.
Quick Roast
$0
A fast taste of the truth.
- Written mini-roast
- One priority fix
- Private submission
The full experience
Video Roast
$19
Funny enough to share. Useful enough to follow.
- Short personalized roast video
- Three budget-friendly fixes
- Share-ready vertical format
- Optional product suggestions
Glow-Up Plan
$79
For rooms that need receipts and a rescue plan.
- Everything in Video Roast
- Designer-reviewed action plan
- Curated shoppable list
- Before-and-after guidance
Before you expose the room
Fair questions. Blunt answers.
Ready for the verdict?
Your room can take a joke.
Upload the photo you keep cropping out of your posts. We’ll roast what’s wrong and show you exactly what to fix.
Submit my room